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Brendan McGrath is the heart and soul of The Coward Flowers, which to date is his greatest disappointment. Born underneath the McGrath highway in Somerville, he has lived in Boston all his life. Brendan recently completed rehabilitation for chocolate milk dependency, but close sources worry a relapse may be near. Nicknames include Overpass (OP), MC Wrath, and The Irish Thunder. Brendan is now accepting hate mail, love letters, and other correspondences at brendan@thecowardflowers.com.
Tim Vlieger, of the reges criniti line, brings a traditional edge to The Coward Flowers with his specialization in Medieval folk dances. Inspired by bow ties and fringed suede, Tim dreams of someday opening a ranch in eastern Colorado for persecuted homosexual cows, horses, and other livestock. Nicknames include Beef Supreme, Flying Dutchman, Jesus. Tim dispenses spiritual advice at tim@thecowardflowers.com.
Tom Schueller is a retired Sparklepony we met at... well, we don't really remember where we met him, but he told us it was a wild time. Tom channels the icy power of the Alps in his playing and exhales only the purest air in the world. He is... Swiss Tom. Questions? Contact Tom at tom@thecowardflowers.com.
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